So that’s like the fourth straight night I’ve had a dream about her, and they’re just getting harder and harder to handle.


My Lord, you are all powerful, you are God, you are Father. We beg you through the intercession and help of the archangels Michael, Raphael and Gabriel, for the deliverance of our brothers and sisters who are enslaved by the evil one. All saints of Heaven, come to our aid.

From anxiety, sadness…










  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

To open the Chamber of Secrets

To enter Narnia

To make you paranoid

Because we’re secretly two halves of an alien whole and must return to our true form once every twenty-four hours.

so we can take turns demorphing and remorphing in safety

Because they’re fucking retards

Guys I need your help.



I need a good book to read. Any recommendations?

Besides the Bible guys. I already read that.

Then what’s the guide lines?